Required material:
- Time machine
- Loaded gun
Warnings:
The following instruction requires the use of a dangerous weapon.
Following the instructions may lead to legal prosecution.
If you are a youngster, get an adult to help you please!
1. Build a time machine. If you do not know how to build a time machine, buy one on Amazon. Choose whichever time machine you like best, press the ‘order’ button and wait for your order to arrive. Hint: As long as the time machine allows you to travel back and forth in time it does not matter what it looks like. It may look like the following ones:
2. Once your order from Amazon has arrived, read the instructions carefully. Hint: If you built your own time machine, you probably know how it works and can skip reading the instructions.
3. Try out the time machine to make sure it works properly.
4. Now decide whether you want to kill baby Hitler or grown-up Hitler.
5. In both cases go buy a loaded gun and make sure you know how to use it by reading the instructions carefully.
6. Option A: If you decide to kill baby Hitler enter the date 20/04/1889 and the address Salzburger Vorstadt 15. Option B: If you decide to kill grown-up Hitler enter the date 27/08/1910 and the address Meldemannstraße 36.
7. For option A search a picture of baby Hitler and for option B search a picture of grown-up Hitler. Print out the picture. Hint: The picture serves as confirmation of the right target and should look like the following ones:
8. Grab your loaded gun and the picture.
9. Press the ‘GO’ button on your time machine and travel back in time.
10. Search the location you have chosen until you find Hitler. Use your picture to confirm his identity.
11. Kill him by shooting him in the head and in the heart several times until you run out of bullets.
12. Take his pulse to make sure he is dead. Hint: The pulse is best taken at the radial artery on the thumb side of either wrist.
13. Travel back home immediately. Congratulations! Mission completed.
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